Like all lovely things this too will pass. A carbon degree will bring the waters close and our coastal fish will be up on the mountains. But this too shall pass as the fish God will plumb the oceans depths and bring back our ancient wisdom.
In the meantime a goatee bearded man shall accuse the Himalayan glaciers of melting. The goatee makes a pass as the oceans in him rise to a female colleague’s moon. But like all unlovely things this too shall pass.